the satisfied GF..?

xy

...but there's always a satiated look on her face...everytime i see her at the bins & when i see her going out for dinner...Oh really really..? you always say 'oh really' as if you're listening as you scratch your nuts...these nuts are from Palermo & they're fresh & hard now so i don't want them to go soft...ok ok Mr Hard nuts as it would be good if your own nuts were as hard at night......you whispered something then..? no nothing as i was just saying it's always her with a look of satisfaction & she always has sauce on her...which type of condiment ah..? always with the Mansplaining questions...but sauce logistics matter...ok ok it's Mayanoise...

xy & z (Summer)

...hey how are you? i'm good as i know they're coming today so i'm taking out the bins...but question......? you look fussed as if hot & bothered...oh that's just sweat as it is the middle of Summer ah..? ok sure what do you want to ask..? just wondering as we're both happily married; however you seem so happy happy all the time...oh you're wondering why..? well yes more like today this afternoon as an example...ok though i'm following can you please elaborate...well like what are you up to this afternoon as i would love...sorry to interrupt you but just eating a Mayonaise sandwich & cleaning up you know..? & who said i'm married..?

xyyz (Summer Italia Red)

...these nuts are something else...you & those nuts...can you stop with the twitching at the curtains please too..? i'm just seeing her go & wondering why she's wearing that Red...ah ok ok but ever since you've had that Mayonaise stain on your Red dress you've been even more preoccupied with this Lady...well i need to know when i can get more of his cum on this Red dress...what's that you're whispering again...that's nothing i've left the window & am going to get a big big Mayonaise sandwich...

The End.

Translated from Italiano by Urda Heidi Alösa
image: @Waynex